No. I Am Not Single.


100 From The Core

One of the most frequent questions I am asked is “Are you single?”, and people are always baffled by my answer, “Yes, I am.” I have never been involved in an intimate relationship, and neither do I know how it feels to be in love. However, it has taken awhile for me to accept the fact that I am not single, but very much taken, and who I am taken by deserves to be lauded for always being there: helping me to ride out my storms, sharing a box of Kleenex with me while watching the final episode of Gossip Girl, and never getting upset at me to the point of threatening to leave me.

It dawned on me that when I was rejected, lied to, mistakenly cheated on, taken advantage of and looked pass, there were always three persons that were there waiting to catch and save me from…

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TOP 10 Jamaican Celeb Image Makeovers @duttyberryshow

It has been said that there’s only one thing in life that remains constant and that is change. These ten well known Jamaicans have, for various reasons, altered their appearance. Some for the good and others for the bad.  I’m sure they all wish that they could erase the embarrassing pics, but hey, they can’t, so I’m here to remind you just how much their image has enhanced or worsened.

10)  Leftside


Craig ‘Leftside’ Parks is a talented dancehall artiste.  He gained local recognition as part of the dancehall duo (Leftside and Esco) for the hit song ‘Tuck Een Yuh Belly’ in 2005.  Since then, the medium built entertainer has transformed himself into a buff, heroic looking figure.  Seems as if being part of a duo was holding him back from his true physical potential.  These days, he is the star of his own empire, managing his own label, KeepLeft Records, as well as songwriting and producing.

9) Keiva


Keiva Hibbert is proof that pregnancy isn’t always bad for a woman’s body. Have you seen her lately? This is the best she has ever looked.  Her hips, her thighs and her derriere have all been super-sized and it’s definitely a welcomed blessing.  Keiva, during the early years of her incredible career sported very borderline tomboy image but these days the dancehall diva has morphed into a sultry vixen.  What else is there to say? If you got it flaunt it.

8) Veronica Campbell-Brown


Veronica Campbell-Brown, such beauty, such poise and such a stunning lady.  However, this was not always the case.  Do you remember her medal ceremony at the 2004 Olympic Games in Athens?  I’m sure after looking at the clip she made a vow to herself never to look like Nanny of the Maroons again. Now, she has invested in a good weave, quality makeup and exquisite clothes.  So, these days when she graces the track she looks like true sprinting royalty. Go VCB Go!

7) Craigy T


Craigy Thompson, is 1/4 of popular dancehall group T.O.K.  The deejay, since the genesis of the group, has been overweight but it wasn’t until a few years ago, he emerged back onto the local scene with renewed energy, a new image and a much slimmer physique.  Time has surely been kind to you Mr. Rising Stars judge.

6) Stacious


If yuh a goodaz and yuh know it clap yuh hand“.  Stacious with this ‘remixed’ body that you have developed, I think your entire body deserves a round of applause combined with a standing ovation.  The voluptuous star’s weight has fluctuated throughout her career but a year ago she finally decided to vehemently focus on her weight loss goals.  At present, she is 40 pounds lighter with a banging body that even Nicki Minaj would envy.   I bet she doesn’t have to beseech anyone to come into her room anymore,

5) Christopher Martin


Do you remember the skinny, innocent and saintly Christopher Martin on Rising Stars back in 2005? Now fast forward to 2013.  He has changed a lot, right?  His confidence has peaked. He has now become one of the island’s top performers and in case you have not been noticing, he isn’t a little twig anymore.  After winning Rising Stars, Chris seemed to have focused primarily on ensuring that he was as marketable as possible and luckily he succeeded.  He now sports a super ripped body the he flaunts everywhere.  Let’s hope Cecile isn’t the jealous type.

4) Cecile


“Changes I’ve been going through cause I wanna be with you. Baby don’t you wanna be with me?”. Cecile has certainly been like the Jamaican Madonna in terms of constantly reinventing herself.  She has always had the lyrical content but lacked a proper image that would really propel her to the next level.  At the start of her career she was often compared to the Bride of Chucky and I guess eventually she got tired of it and decided to make some ‘changes’.  After a short hiatus, she returned in 2006 with the music video for ‘Hot Like That’, showing off her brand new look and ‘bad gal’ image. Since then she has become one of the the industry’s most fashionable women. Oh, by the way Cecile, I sincerely hope that you got the with the person you made these ‘changes’ for.

3) Pepita


Former Intense host, former Rising Stars Chill Room host, Tastee Talent host and now actress, Pepita is well on her way to becoming the nation’s next Denise Hunt. The 22 year old is quite a mini media mogul.  In her five years in the industry she has accomplished more than many twice her age in the field.  However, over the space of five years, the gorgeous media personality’s weight has not been consistent.  Initially, she had a naturally slim and curvy body.  In 2011 she gained a bit of a weight, then in 2012 she appeared at the Youth View Award revealing her extremely thin new figure.  Let’s hope that all is well with her and that she’ll return to her bombshell figure once more.

2) Buju Banton


The years have not been kind to Buja Banton.  The reggae superstar was one of the 1st dancehall acts to successfully make the transition from hardcore dancehall to reggae.  At the start of his career he sported a low cut but after crossing over to the Rastafarian faith in the late 90s he began to assume a more unrefined appearance.  He is only 41 years old but looks a lot older.  It’s definitely not an easy road Buju.

1) Vybz Kartel


Cool like me wash mi face with the cake soap“.  Adijah Palmer, is arguably the most controversial artiste the Caribbean has ever seen. In 2011, Kartel ignited the social media world after posting a pic of himself rocking a completely different skin tone and image.  He discarded the thug image and adopted a more ‘mainstream’ one.  This sparked island-wide discussions as to whether or not cake soap could actually bleach the skin and needless to say, bleaching among the male population increased. I hereby declare Vybz Kartel the dancehall chameleon.

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How To Tell If Someone Likes You On Facebook @duttyberryshow



Can you imagine having to actually meet someone in person and engaging in a conversation?  Sounds weird, right?  Facebook emerged  in 2004 and since then, it has gone on to totally revolutionize the art of human interaction and more specifically how we date. Since people are spending an increasing amount of time on the network, chances are your next partner could already be in your friends list hinting that they are interested in you.  Pay attention to the following clues and you could be well on your to leaving team single behind.


  1. Likes all your pictures and statuses

This is probably the most obvious thing that someone can do that would indicated their interest in you.  If he/she likes everything that you upload or post, regardless of how silly the post maybe, that person is crushing hard.

2) Pokes you

Honestly, this is the most annoying thing someone can do online.  However, some people are into poking and see it as a form of flirting.  This practice can take place with someone who is not even apart of your friends list, and in that case it’s a sure sign that he/she may be into you.  Whatever you do, don’t engage in a poke war, if you have never communicated with the person.  I find that creepy.

3)  Greets you with a message the minute you’re online

They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, and in Facebook world, “Ain’t nobody got time to waste.” Your admirer will be constantly monitoring their chat list to see if that green light is beside your name.  In extreme cases, your chat is left open in order to make your arrival online easily visible.  Look out for smileys after statements. For example “Hey 🙂 “.  This shows that they are excited to chat with you.

4) Mentions your activities in conversations

You gotta be cautious with this one.  On one hand, it could be an adorable thing, but on the other hand, it screams stalker.  If you posted that you went to a Sean Paul concert two months ago and he/she mentions that you’re a Dancehall fan and that Sean Paul is your favorite artiste, then you most definitely know they have been drawn to you for quite some time and was consumed with your timeline.

5) Finds silly excuses to communicate with you shortly after you’ve posted sexy pics

As humans we are sexual creatures.  For some reason, the minute you post a picture showcasing your physique, the shyest of persons will suddenly develop intense ‘thirst’  gain enough courage to start a conversation online.  If he/she has been in your friend list for a while, and never sought to contact you until u shared a skimpy provocative pic of yourself, then you don’t need to second guess if they find you attractive.

6) Tries to appeal to your interests

If you are known to be a huge anime fan and all of a sudden you realize that someone in your friend list has started to post videos of all the anime you’ve stated that you enjoy, he/she is desperately trying to get your attention and hoping for you to comment.

7) Supports anything you do online

You will never find a more supportive person than someone who likes you.  If you’ve entered a contest and asked them to vote, they will go above and beyond to assist you.  The second your twitter,youtube, watsapp, or pin, instagram or vine info is posted, rest assured that you will be added faster than Bolt in a 100m.

8)  Jumps at any possible opportunity to comment on your status or post on your wall

A birthday greeting is a treasure piece for someone who is secretly into you on Facebook. Especially if no previous communication has occurred.  Usually, only close friends would leave a birthday greeting that goes beyond “HBD”, but if someone is attracted to you, they will make the effort to ensure that their greeting is memorable.  Also, if you’ve made a reasonably ‘good’ post and none of your actual friends have either, liked, shared or commented on it, rest assured that your reliable admirer will come to the rescue.  Why? Because they will be given a chance to be visible and remembered as the only one who gave feedback.  In addition, posting that you’re sad, sick, upset, in most cases are invitations for you admirers to respond.

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7 Lessons We Can Learn From The Jamaican Athletes in Moscow @duttyberryshow

Welcome to the DuttyBerryShow blog! As I watched the Jamaican team compete during the 2013 World Championships, I couldn’t help feeling inspired.  Athletics to me isn’t just a sport. It represents a physical exhibition of passion, determination, talent and courage.  By taking a closer look at these events, several life lessons can be attained and hopefully utilized to enhance our ability to react and understand many of life’s challenges.

  1. Life is a b*t*h


Have you ever felt as if you were cursed?  I’m sure we all have felt that way at one point in our lives.  Sometimes, we aspire towards a goal but for some unknown reason, we keep hitting into hurdles.  Kaliese Spencer came into the championships as one of the favorites in the 400m hurdles.  Sadly, she was disqualified in the heats and just as a window of hope appeared in the 4*4 relay, the team acquired a disqualification.  Can you imagine how devastated she must feel?  Some may blame it on obeah, others will simply term it as bad-luck, while the optimist will view it as ‘just a phase’.  Whatever you term it, we can all conclude that life is full of ups and downs.  Failure is inevitable. So the question is, will you dwell in your negativity or visualize yourself clearing the other hurdles ahead?

 2)  Sometimes our best isn’t good enough to get us to where we’d want to be


You must have seen Stephanie McPherson running her heart out in the 400m final or Kimberly Williams acquiring a new Personal Best (14.62) in the triple jump, just missing out on the bronze medal or even Nickel Ashmeade being denied the bronze medal by Curtis Mitchell in the 200m final.  Performing at your very best, despite falling short, should never be overlooked.  It’s imperative that you learn that doing your best, won’t always make you a ‘winner’ but you should still be proud of your efforts. So big up all the athletes who represented us well, whether you medalled or not!

3) Always trust God 

ALeqM5i0YwCzhGXm21E5DKcI6Tt2y8g8XQFor every achievement, never forget to thank God. When life gets hard, often times it is our spirituality that will take us through it.  Those moments when you are uncertain about the future or feeling doubtful, that is when your spiritually should provide guidance. Be grateful. Be thankful, just like Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce. I swear, she never forgets God in all her success.

4) Never give up. Don’t simply dream.., chase,hunt and capture your goals


That final leg by Javon Francis will be a story we share to our grandchildren when we are old and grey.  The Jamaican 4*4 relay team, despite losing one of their fastest sprinters due to injury, refocused and prepared themselves to execute.  Not only did they prepare well, they ran vehemently to attain the silver medal.  This goes to show how powerful the mind is. If you can believe it, you can achieve it. Never place your dreams in a cabinet for it to remain unused and remain stationary.  Pursue your goals like a cheetah in the wild searching for prey.

5) Be an Inspiration to others


Too whom much is given, much is expected.  Always try to motivate those around you, especially when you discover that they may aspire to be like you.  Usain Bolt, as accomplished as he is, seems to always ensure that he contributes by building the confidence of those around him.

6) Never Allow yourself to be intimidated by others


Am I the only one who found it funny to hear Warren Weir state his intent to beat Bolt? Did you watch the post race interview with Kemar Bailey-Cole complaining and blaming himself for not getting a medal? Bear in mind that Bolt, Gatlin and Carter ran faster all season yet he still believed that he was good enough to gain a medal. These two young men are very confident in their abilities and are fearless.  This is the sort of character that makes one a champion.

7) Your failure is sometimes necessary to create an opportunity for someone else


In 2008, Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce addition to the Jamaican team prevented Veronica Campbell-Brown from competing in the 100m at the Olympic Games in Beijing.  At the time Shelly was an unknown talent and many people felt Veronica should have been selected instead of Shelly. As fate would have it, Shelly went on to become the first Caribbean woman to win 100m gold at the Olympic Games. Similarly, Nesta Carter’s 1st individual medal was alot easier to attain with Asafa Powell, Yohan Blake and Tyson Gay, three of the fastest men in 100m history, out of the picture.  To be honest, I believe that Carter was most deserving of the opportunity to compete in the 100m in Moscow. So as weird as it sounds, in some strange way, your fall might just be destined to allow someone else a chance to rise.

25 CRAZY JAMAICAN WAYS TO DIE @duttyberryshow

Welcome to the DuttyBerryShow blog, I hope that you have been enjoying the blogs thus far and I thank you for the support. Now dat mi get all a dat decent stuff out di way, let’s get to the meat of the matter.   As I sat in my couch watching the news I thought to myself what would be some funny and crazy Jamaican ways to ‘kick the bucket’. After consulting with my friend Courtney, I came up with these 25 ways. Enjoy! Live and laugh!


1) You disrespected a police officer and somehow a bullet from the officer’s gun ends up in your head.  The police, after conducting a few seconds of investigation will conclude that a shootout ensued and that the other members of your gang escaped in nearby bushes.

2) You decided to ‘tek a gal man’ and she found out and decided to ‘daaab yuh wid acid’ while you were getting your hair done on Princess Street Downtown.

3) You were so hot, that it became unbearable to stand in one spot. As you walked off to wine, Roger Clarke fell from the sky and smashed you to pieces.


4) You were disobedient at a street dance. You did not raise your hands when the selector yelled, “All a di man dem from yuh know seh yuh straight put yuh hand ina di air.”

5) You followed Kartel’s advice and took penis because you thought it was easy.  The penis was enormous and caused your vaginal walls to erupt.

6) You told a badman to go and ‘labba juice’ (suck) his mother.

7) You tried to follow the bus conductor and skillfully ‘bail out’ of the coaster bus. You missed a step, tripped and slammed into the ground.

8) Your mother finally decided to carry out her favorite threat to you. For example,”Mi a go knock out yuh brain ino pickney.”

9) Cliff Twang told you that “nobody can cross it” but you ignored his warning, tried to get across, and got washed away in ‘many water like Hellshire’.

10) You saw Lisa Hanna up close and her awesomeness was just too overwhelming to handle.  Just as you had a little hope of survival she whispered in your ears with her Toni Braxton like voice and you just fainted and died.

11) You went to buy a cheese patty.  The worker told you that the patties would be ready in 3 minutes. Two hours later, the worker returns to tell you 5 more minutes. You fall to the floor. The autopsy revealed that you died of starvation.

12) You decided to cut your expenses by attempting to ‘bridge’ light. While doing so a bolt of lightning struck you. Involuntarily causing you to do the Harlem shake before collapsing.


13) Upon receiving your JPS light bill you got a sudden heart attack because it was just so high.

14) While at a dance you heard your jam playing and felt compelled to transform into a sketel and jump from a speaker box and land in a split. However while jumping, you lost your balance and landed head first.

15) You went to the ‘Gully-Side’ and spray painted the wall “FREE WERL BOSS”

16) You wore your PNP shirt on the wrong lane in Mountain View during election season.


17) After watching the All Angles bleaching documentary, you opted to emulate Bobbette and ‘rub off’ your first, second and third layers.  Because your cream was so powerful your skin began to ‘buss’ until your body combusted.

Jamaicans celebrate their country's clean sweep in the Olympic 200m final

18) In Half Way Three celebrating Jamaica’s 4 *100 meter win. The crowd got a bit too excited and you got trampled in a stampede.


19) Having sex to ‘Dye Dye’ and upon your 51st orgasm after you got twisted, you stopped breathing because you body was not used to such extreme pleasure.

20) You tried to end a relationship with a policeman.

21) You went to St.Thomas and offended an Obeah man.

22) You died of old age waiting on the Reggae Boyz to qualify for another World Cup.

23) Running towards the scene of a shootout and a bullet ‘bax yuh cross yuh face’.


24) As an amateur in the kitchen, you tried to prepare the national dish and  ‘di ackee poison yuh’ because you forced some open.


25) You followed too many of RDX’s instructions. Jumping, ‘kotching’, ‘broading out’ and bending over. One day, as you proceeded to bend over and ‘touch toe’ you pulled a muscle, cricked your back, crashed to the floor and had a slow and embarrassing death.

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Top 30: Jamaican Public Figures Who Age Well

In other cultures, public figures are often slaves to the cosmetic industry.  A little nip tuck here, a little botox there and enhancements everywhere and anywhere in between.  However, in Jamaica, people pride themselves on being able to ‘look good’ and age gracefully while remaining as youthful as they possibly can.  These 30 Jamaicans seem to have found the fountain of youth and are maturing like fine wine.

# 30) Neville Bell

IMG_8697You have been waking up to him on Smile Jamaica for years.  His career in media started over two decades ago and yet somehow he has managed to look pretty much the same. Guess all that football playing is paying off.

#29) P. J. Patterson

Hon__PJ_Patterson_photoLargeCan you believe that he is 78 years of age? Mr. Patterson served as the sixth prime minister of Jamaica and led the country from 1992 to 2006.  This man became the face that this generation associated with politics, and to honest, he looks exactly as he did during the 90s.

# 28)   Michael Lee Chin

1297417217201_ORIGINALMr. Chin is money in motion.  At 62 years old, he can retire now and just focus on remaining youthful.

# 27) Kerlyn Brown


The day Kerlyn leaves CVM TV is the day that station should come off air.  She has been the face of the 8:00 pm news since the 90s and she gets hotter and hotter each year.

# 26) Lady Saw

Lady-Saw-2013The Queen of the dancehall, Mumma Saw, at age 45 is looking sexier and more refined than most of the emerging dancehall ladies half her age.

# 25) Amelia Milk Sewell

192768_10151142098514492_421906747_oDid you know that Milk has been involved in the local entertainment industry from as early as 1998?  Fast forward to 2013 and she still ‘stay good’.

# 24) Sean Paul

Sean_Paul_Sue_Susanne_Persson_girlfriendDancehall superstar, Sean Paul at the moment could pass for a 29 year old, but if you were to check his birth paper you’d discover that he is a 40 yrs old…. Buju Banton is the same age. See the difference?

# 23) Beenie Man

Beenie-image-620x330 (1)The ‘Girls Dem Sugar’ , at 39 is probably the youngest looking grandfather in Jamaica.

# 22) Ken Boothe

ken-boothe-n1-kingston-jamaica+1152_12842568492-tpfil02aw-18198This 65 years old reggae icon seems to have been sheltered from that storm called aging.

#21) Fae Ellington

faeThis woman’s glow is the source of her youthful appearance. Always radiant. Always charming. 60 and still looking sweet.

# 20) KD Knight

602980_212052902283156_1216262982_nDoesn’t he look exactly the same now as he did when you were a child?

#19) Dorraine Samuels

brrMiss RJR, now Miss Prime Time News. She is as gorgeous and she was at the beginning of her career.

# 18) Michael Anthony Cuffe

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Y’all remember in the 90s when he used to host the morning show on CVM TV?

# 17) Mazie Miller/Dorothy Lightbourne


 Mazie Miller aka Miss Creative Cooking has been hosting that show for over two decades. Dorothy on the other hand, has spent her life in politics.  I still cannot believe that she is 76 years old.

# 16) Delano- Renaissance


 The Renaissance sound system has been around for years yet Delano’s appearing younger than many of the new disc jocks. Weird isn’t it?

# 15) Cindy Breakspeare


58 and still looking as fab as she did back in 1976 when she won the Miss World crown.

# 14) Shaggy

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Mr. Boombastic , at 44, looks younger than many of the current dancehall acts,

# 13) Tony Matterhorn


Yes, Tony Matterhorn is actually 41 years old. Surprised?

#12)  Audrey Reid


Popular Jamaican actress, Audrey Reid , at 43, doesn’t look any different than she did when she played the sassy role of Marcia in Dancehall Queen. I guess black really doesn’t crack.

# 11) Carlene Davis


God is really working on this woman because age 60 never looked this good.

# 10) Ian Boyne


For over 25 years, Ian Boyne has been interviewing people on his popular television show Profile.  I dare you to find an old Profile video and compare it to how he looks presently.  Time has been good to him.

# 9) Merlene Ottey


 Sprint Queen and Jamaican treasure, Ottey is the epitome of determination. Oh and by the way, she is 53 years of age.

# 8 ) Professor Nuts


“You are only as old as you feel” and this 51 year old dancehall veteran not only feels young, he looks it.

# 7) Marcia Griffiths


Over six decades on this earth and she is still glowing. Sweet reggae music must be the reason.

# 6) Kiprich/Ding Dong


These two men somehow have no intention of aging any time soon.  Both began their professional careers over 15 years ago.

# 5) Portia Simpson-Miller


Portia is just three years shy off 70. Just look at her.

# 4) Jenny Jenny


 Media personality, Jenny Jenny, at 37 just keeps looking better and better.

# 3 ) Cham


 Does Cham look like at 34 year old? Nope. I guess that’s what happens when your wife ‘Tun up, Tun up’.

# 2) Denise Hunt

Denise Hunt1

 I have a feeling her face will remain like this for the next thirty years.  Did y’all know she had a role in How Stella Got Her Groove Back?

# 1) Lisa Hanna

Lisa Hanna

 Lisa Hanna, Oh Lisa Hanna.  Why must you age in reverse? “No primples, no mosquito bite”. Miss World 1993 must be on some vampire diet because not many people can say they look better now than they did when they won a world title. Lisa Rene Hanna at 37, you are a timeless… ageless beauty.

If JAMAICA were an Actual Woman, she would be… #JamaicaIndependence51

Zahra Redwood

Happy 51st birthday Jamaica! Woot! Woot! Yaay! Rae! Woi! Lawd! ‘CD Master di real blaster’, Pull Up! So now that I have celebrated my country’s independence and showcased my patriotism in true Jamaican style, I shall now ‘stookie’ my way into why I felt the need to blog about Jamaica.  I love my country with all my heart and I guess I just wanted to contribute something to her today. I decided why not personify this little island. So, here goes.

1) She would be extremely sexy

Have you ever looked at Jamaica on a map before? Isn’t Jamaica curvaceous? Especially wid da likkle curly part deh rite a Clarendon.  Jamaica would have an hour glass figure. Not even Kim Kardashian could compete with her.  Small waist, broad hips, thick legs, full breast and a bootyllicious derriere. Oh, how could I forget her ‘kitty’ wuda be so turnt up till all Portia wuda tax it.

2)  She would be a bit ratchet or at least have a ratchet side to her

Jamaica’s facebook name would probably be ‘Jamaica Stay-Good Bristish’ or at least something close to that. Once a song a give instructions she willing fi dweet. If a 6:30 she can do dat, kotch, jump, siddung or bruk it down she is more than capable to execute. She wuda frighten fi foreign man wid a passion. Sad to say, there is a huge possibility that she would be extremely ‘HYPE’. She would probably be attending Dream Weekend right now courtesy of a loan she attained. In other words, she wuda spend money weh she nuh av, jus fi floss and wen she go home bawl bout hardlife. Not even gonna address the heap a people she wuda owe.


3) Jamaica would have a ‘warm’ personality

She would be charming, vibrant, essentially the life of the party. Not to mention, hardworking, determined, passionate, street-smart and a avid patois user.


4) Would be the Queen of Chores

Jamaica would be a neat freak, constantly tidying up around the house.  Taking care of her children. Cooking, cleaning, washing and still finding the time and energy to ‘dashout’ in the bedroom.


5) She would have 14 children

No need to explain this one.  Her favorite would be James.


6) Would be overly religious

She wuda mek Betty-Ann Blaine look like she naah try.  Front row at church would be her second address.  Grace Thrillers would be played each Sunday morning as she prepares breakfast in the kitchen.

Miss Kitty boogies

7) Would love to gossip and enjoy ‘excitement’

Each situation would be seen as an opportunity to use the words ‘Rae, woi, and lawd’


8) Would be committed to a rasta man.

Yes, Jamaica would want a “natty on her frontline.”


9) Would be multi-talented

Jamaica would excel in track and field, agriculture, beauty pageants, dancing, deejaying etc

Portia Simpson-Miller

10) Would be violent

Just picture a Jamaican Madea. Cross, angry, miserable! Naah tek nuh tuff chat from nuh boy, nuh gal, no day!


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